The Thoughts, Feelings, Emotions, and Other Aspects from the Ludecris Mind of Sam Renatolli: Vol. 16 [REAL SAM RENATOLLI! NOT JUST A LAME-O JOURNAL ENTRY! let it out everyone... yessss.]

10 11 2008

I’ve been so neglectful. I’m sorry. So, let’s just plain BEGIN!

Know what bugs me (yeah, probably, i’d bet you do.)? Shrill voices on women. On men, it’s just plain hilarious. On women, it’s annoying. Like, shut up, bitch. My math teacher has a voice like that. Since I mostly just zone out in that class (because, you see, being in a level 2 math class means being in the one for idiots. i’m no idiot, but my test scores in math from last year did not reflect that) because it’s wicked easy. but today, the quarter ended, so we changed seating. i had to pay attention. i only just noticed the voice. so high, so annoyingly shrill. it hurt my ears to listen. none of the other teachers are like this. my science teacher has a thick boston accent. my ELA2 teacher has a relatively normal voice. my spanish teacher was born in mexico… her english is slightly accented. my other teachers are men. she’s the dork when it comes to speaking. and what i really love is the fact that she is completely unaware of this. it sounds so normal to her. my mid-pitch voice probably sounds strange in her ears. that’s funny. though, when she’s yelling, and it sounds like a freaking chainsaw in my ears, i wish she could hear herself.

BIG NEWS. (sorry.. i’m back to twilight again. my subject will change like that sometimes) FOR ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS, LISTEN UP! robert pattinson (AKA, edward cullen in the upcoming twilight movie) is COMING HERE. oh my freaking god, i cried when i read this in the globe last saturday. he’ll be at the square one mall in hot topic. and if any of you internet predators show up, trying to rape me, i can and will disable your hand permanently, cut off your oxygen completely and rip off your ear. Maybe not at the same time, considering the hand thing requires two hands and if i wanted to do all three, i’d need four more right hands.. i have to slap you, too. mandatory in my book. also, for all you fangirls who live in the thick-boston-accented state, i’ll fight any bitch who gets in my way to rob, mmk? ok, on  a positive note: if i can take a picture with him (in all his godlike-ness) i will, and it will be posted here and on my aim profile, for those of you who i know personally and are on my buddy list (cough, cough, nudge, nudge, hint, hint, wink, wink JOSH CASEY AND MAE).

sooooooo… that’s all for today, i suppose. enjoy your veteran’s day. thank our troops. it’s corny, but nice. my cousin, keith is in the military. do it for him, k?

 

love (for rob/edward only… oh, and my beautiful ‘fans’) and bitterness,

sam renatolli

 

[[PS: I'M LISTENING TO RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS! LISTEN TO THEM, LOVE THEM!]]


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